1w ago

The empire introduces subscription fees

1w ago

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It's amazing how many people are totally convinced that somehow it's the US that's getting the short end of the stick.
- It's some white man's burden shit
- It's amazing how many people are totally convinced that somehow it's the US that's getting the short end of the stick.
  Chud media has been saying it's being screwed every day now for years. Once you lie enough people begin to believe it

my country can only afford the free version of Empirify with ads, so the american troops stationed here wear uniforms with ads all over them like football jerseys, and the tanks have big billboards on the side like city buses. (actually no ads for turkish airlines or boner pills, it's just ads for the paid version of Empirify)
also it's always stuck on shuffle, meaning the planes fly around randomly and sometimes bomb our own troops. but that's to be expected
- Any way to get an ad blocker?

I've been struggling to explain this but it's just enshittification of the empire. Musk is doing the same thing he did to Twitter.

Or what? Is the US going to pull their military bases from the countries that dont pay? Oh no please don't

we've had first protection payments yes, but what about second protection payments???

When you know your government is going to slash public schools and healthcare in order to afford their NATO Pro Ultimate Platinum Deluxe subscription.