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GeneralSwitch2Boycott [none/use name] @hexbear.net

7d ago

Cryogenically freezing myself so that I can be unfrozen by the time Switch2s are affordable and I can finally play Mario Kart World only to see a giant holographic ad in the acid rain fog for...

... Mario Kart Galaxy on the Switch3 and languishing into total anguish.

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The Switch 3 is only $1,999!
Sure, your pay is $1 a week, but the generous company town will give you a loan for one if you pledge your firstborn child to them and have a good credit score!
- Plus with the decade of compound interest in your savings account, let me just crunch the numbers here, and--it's gone.

this is an episode of southpark

And it would probably have romance/compatability mechanics like Love Love Truck on PS1 between the racers built in. FUCK.
- It better not, I've been sending Miyamoto emails for years demanding a mariokart dating sim, and he's just been ignoring me. He'd better not steal my idea!