Is it possible for a dad who makes terrible puns to learn how to throw ninja stars?

For anyone struggling to understand the joke, as I did

Bravo. S-tier joke, fellow daddy. 👏

I don't get this one figured it out right after I posted. Sound it out folks =D

I prefer a good, old fashioned, no bo-shit, big stick.

I mean ... sai ... its not like everyone has finely crafted throwing stars lying around, but kama(n) farming tools?

Much more practical.

((Apologies for the rough final pun, doing my best lol.))