"Some publications are like the opposite of Zoolander - they can only make left turns. This platform can turn both right AND left hah!"
"Some publications are like the opposite of Zoolander - they can only make left turns. This platform can turn both right AND left hah!"
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Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post for $250M and spends his middle age having orgies on his super-yacht, while some Ivy League pick-mes grind out 5000 word rants + infographics about horseshoe theory.
This guy dropped $44B to be plugged in 24/7 and churn out bangers like this every waking hour.
This is the most pathetic post by that moron. What a dipshit
Can't stop being a danger to humanity though.
They can only make left turns
Aw, how ya doin there Elon? How's the ol' noggin? Wanna try drawing a clock for us buddy? What'd you name your kid this time?