those trees are just like me fr fr

Just in case anyone missed the "China Bad" and "Tree Depression" tags, this is satire and not a real article.

Damn, thanks for pointing out. I thought this was another one of those but at what cost articles

Is that not the natural state of trees?

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The CCP is far from perfect, and they've committed known atrocities against their own people, but it's amazing how hard the billionaires that own these publications are pushing the anti-China narrative, now that Putin is apparently Trump's dom.

I'm mostly in the fuck china camp for their atrocities but fuck most of the major governments and billionaires for the same. Better the asshole who is attempting to do something about climate change than the asshole looking to profit off destroying the environment.
- Consider the OP article, is the CCP actually doing anything worse in regards of free press to inform their citizens than the USA? It's pure garbage propaganda on all fronts in all directions and people simply don't know what is real and what is important any more.
  If you measure the actual quality of life in the US and China it might be that moving to China would be a good idea. If China would allow immigration lol
  The CCP is authoritarian but they can act rationally and make long term plans. Meanwhile in the US and increasingly in western democracies only chaos and dumbassery reigns.
- It’s all authoritarian bullshit, east or west. I don’t care what color the boot on my neck is.
This is satire.

These idiots really claiming the Chinese are wallpapering trees

It's satire probably, guessing by the tag "china bad"

They literally have vast amounts of super advanced bio-machines capable of turning CO2 and water and nutrients into sustainable building materials, and they mismanage them? For shame!!!

"Say the line Bart!"

"But at what cost?"

What in the state department?

dis wouldn mek sens! why wud they put suu mch moni in tree when tree not workin as nrml ..

maybsies it still worki lik norml? alsuu i guess they say thad - exprts jus warn... what els do exprts evn do, besides warn? >v<

anyway i lik dis china bad tag, vrri funi they hav that >v<

It has to be more time consuming to type like that than to just use proper spelling and grammar… why?
- truuuu! i correct my phons autocorrct n stuff bt i jus lik it <3