How screwed are you?

Star Trek? Hell yeah. The Borg might be a small problem and the Klingon, but no cooking, no cleaning, no need for money.

There is one animated meme making the rounds now, posing the question on whether viewers would want a bucolic near-communist solarpunk future where everyone is happy and has their needs met, or a 40k future of massive mechs that can level entire cities on their own.
I say: why not both?
Crunchy outer shell of 40k that is just enough for a healthy defence of humanity, 90+% gooey solarpunk interior that gives everyone else a psychologically healthy and comfortable life.

Each zelda game is wildly different when it comes to the state of the world so i can't say for sure. All i know is i need to protect my pots from that maniac in green
- +1 for Zelda fan. But just be pot seller and you're set for life.
  
  I'll take a half.

Pokemon seems awful
Ever present terrorism, most towns don’t have food
Animal attacks are more common and dangerous
- If you take them at face value and not as a gamified abstraction, sure. "Pallet Town" having three buildings is unlivable but it isn't shown that way in non-game media.
  The organized crime is rough but that usually gets sorted out by a child at some point so just keep your head down.

I'm not certain if I'd be more fucked in Factorio, The Elder Scrolls, Terraria, or Stardew Valley. I'd be fucked either way though since I assume I'd be a rando off screen, and not the main character
- Stardew you'd at least be fucked in the good way. I mean, just look at Mayor Louis and Marnie
  
  Nope. You'd most likely be stuck in the city the player escaped from, or the war that Jodi's hubby is in in the first year.
  
  Because of your username, are you familiar with Derail Valley Simulator? It's an excellent locomotive simulator.
- It's pretty safe to be an NPC in thr Elder Scrolls as long as you aren't important or interesting and you're polite to adventurers.
  
  I held off the dragons till I did everything else because I got so annoyed with them killing townspeople in Skyrim.
  Morrowind taught me to take over some asshole dark elf's house in Seyda Neen, and powelevel all my skills to 100 before I left the first town so that a random cliff racer, or kwarma forager didn't take out me and any random NPC around me.
  Oblivion, beeline to Anvil, buy the house, and again just max out all my skills. Mostly so that the random encounters didn't kill me. I don't remember having issues keeping NPCs alive in that one.
  I'm entirely uncertain that any of us normal non magicka wielding randos would survive long in any of the most interesting times of mundus.

Wheel of Time wouldn't be so terrible except that you lose 400 years of technological progress and you're completely screwed if you're a male and end up being a magic user.
- Just stop channeling until they
  
  But yea, without modern technology, I'd actually have to go outside? And talk to people? 😱

Well, depending on where and when in the story I land in Eorzea, it can be a nice and boring existence, one where I get to see all the famous heroes of the age from all across the realm, or a painfully short one.

The Expanse fans:
... dies on Eros

My favorite universe is Star Wars. Pretty sure we're already on track to be fighting an evil empire soon enough, just without the cool spaceships.

I love Cyberpunk 2077 but since I'm German I might be mostly okay

Marvel.
Shit my insurance rates are going up.

Fallout. I'm dead before I realize where I am.
- The game was rigged from the start...

SCP fan. I'm fucked.
- Oh dude. I hadn't even considered SCP. At least you might meet Alan Wake. Never played the games, but I assume he's an interesting guy if he lives in that universe, and has survived multiple games.
  
  I haven't played the games either, tbh I didn't even know there were games.
  I've been reading SCP's for probably over 15 years now though, with varying levels of obsession with it during that time. There is so much lore and interconnectedness now, seeing it grow from just a few stories was incredible.

Wake the fuck up samurai
We have a city to burn.

I think I'd be pretty screwed. I'd most likely be living in some remote, forgotten village, trying to eke out enough of a living to pay the local lord for the privilege, while trying to avoid my home being raided by Aiel, or Seanchan, or Dragonsworn, or one of the other dozen armies roaming the countryside. Or maybe I'd be serving in one of those armies, fodder for the front lines, going up against enemies with no qualms about using the One Power for killing.
There's a tiny, remote chance that I could be studying in one of the schools in Cairhien or Caemlyn, trying to push technology out of the dark ages, which would be pretty cool. But that still comes with the risk of being a target of Darkfriends and the Forsaken, which is less cool.
- I'll probably try to channel and then get chased down by a red ajah, then I lose channeling, get depressed, kms. the end
- The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

My favorite fictional universe is The Culture. I think I'm going to be alright lol.
- I just hope we're born in Culture space, rather than one of the less...forward thinking societies.
  Also plot twist: our universe is the Culture universe, we just haven't made contact yet. I think it was shown in State of the Art
  
  The State of the Art and Excession are the two I haven't gotten my hands on yet. I'm reading Matter right now and am consistently blown away by how forward thinking the author is. All of his work holds up so well.

Personal spaceships commonly available?
Lots of unusual, but generally friendly aliens?
The Space Dandyverse wouldn't be too horrid.

The Pokemon fan is probably thinking about catching Ditto and making it turn into every person they find attractive.

Ss14. Shit
- Space Station 14? The fact you specified 14 instead of 13 gives me hope that it's making good progress.

as a UC Gundam fan

It's nice to see how many of yall are quick with whatever your favorite fictional universe is..
I have never put much thought into one I'd deem as a favorite. I like a lot of games, shows, books, and such.. But I don't think I'd be able to pick just one.
- Multiverse it is.
  Crucially, you don't automatically get to travel the multiverse. You just know it exists now.

certain periods of time in Middle Earth could suck a little bit. I'd love to hang out in valinor during the years of the trees tho.
- You would still be human, so you wouldn't be allowed there. Númenor before Sauron's shenanigans would be awesome though.

I'm definitely dead the moment the Vogons destroy Earth to make room for a hyperspace bypass.
- Not if you befriend an undercover alien writing for The Guide!

People on Archer seem extra durable. As long as the main cast stays far far away should be great.

We are watching the Sprawl Series come to fruition as we’ll speak in real time. Very Screwed…
- Good if you want to buy 4MB of stolen ram, however.

…NieR.
So either I die rather quickly or live in a world of lasting sorrow and decay with short bursts of beauty doomed to fail. But at least I can be philosophical about it, right?

For the Alliance 💪
- Unless you get plopped down in strathhome just before the plague

Springfield here I come

I'd probably be all right, Tyria looks nice this time of year. At least as long as the Charr play along.
- You're now in the middle of the brand.

SCP fan

i hope I'm fit for starfleet.
- There's always the Space Janitorial Service.

Humm, I have a few universes that I like....
Deathworlders universe:
Aliens exist and they are terrified of us, we calm them down a bit, one faction destroy earth, but we have allies and two other planets, alien medicine that make us healthy and cool tech, sounds allright...
D'ni universe:
Magic is semi real, we can write links to physical worlds and travel there instantly, sounds bloody brilliant...
Forza Horizon:
Immortality, fast cars that never breaks down or need fuel, several big houses vast garages, yeah, I can see that being fun....
Fallout universe: Nuclear post-apocalyptic wasteland or cramped insane vaults, nah, hard pass.
- Deathworlders universe
  Downright feudal at the end, though! Just gotta hope you're a rich/lucky landowner.

I'll welcome living in 40K universe to this bullshit.
- You're technically already in the 40k universe, just really far back in the past
  
  Killing vermins could be fun......

I'll be allright, it is just a small silly ring that I have to throw in a burning mountain. That is surrounded by orcs and other evil beings. While the ring is fighting against me and giving me supernatural powers.
Oh and no pressure, only the whole world will be destroyed and everything I know and love will be gone too.
Yea, Lord of the rings. I'm screwed...

hello fellow Eagleland citizens of 202X, it sure is nice to be an adult who can drink espresso in this fine country free of evil space aliens

Fire Emblem: Three Houses
It very much depends.

My favorite fictional universe is Star Trek, but right now I'm really into The Expanse and that's probably more interesting.
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- I am a trekie too. I only hope to not get reincarnated on one of the planets that got razed to the ground for backgroundstory.
  Additionally it could be devastating for the federation if one trekkie gets assimilated by borg
  
  What if you are reincarnated as the crystalline entity?
  
  I mean, immigration within the Federation is free, right? Just move to Earth. Earth is mostly fine

Cyberpunk 2077. But I don't have to wonder about it. Its happening already.
- At least Cyberpunk got joy girls and working cybernetics. We get Gilead and cyber trucks that short out from a car wash.

You mean I get to love on the Discworld on the backs of 4 giant elephants on the back of a cosmic turtle?
HELL YEAH!

So... Do I stay as I am or do I become a pony when I end up in Equestria? 🤔
- There's no shortage of fanfic about either option, last time I checked (circa 2012)
  
  Oh I know that much. I'm still on fimfiction.net 😂 it's just nice to have clarification as to what kind of fic I'm going to end up in 😂
- Cum, let's do some friendship!

Researcher on project Async.... I hope.

It'd be fine. I'm a Star Wars geek.
- Your destination... Alderan ...
  
  Good. I've got nothing else to worry about. :)

Berserk 💀

It'll be all fun and games until I go hollow

Oof. After the bombshell in the most recent Bobiverse book, sort of fucked in a few thousand years. But I’m sure the Bobs will sort it out.
- I haven't read it yet, but I want to get to it soon
  
  It’s a bit silly, but such a fun series. Wish I could live in that world.

I can’t wait to visit Starfleet Medical to get my back and stomach fixed, live in a post scarcity utiopia, see other worlds, and study whatever I want.
EDIT: I think the worst thing will be contemplating the metaphysics of transporters. But maybe I’ll just never take one.
- My own meme and it applies here.
- Oh... Can I change my answer? I wanna be in Star Trek, too.
  
  monkey's paw finger curls
  (It's the Section 31 movie universe)
  If there were no jackass genie or monkey's paw shenanigans, I'd want to go to the Lower Decks universe specifically.
- Really depends on the time period though. There were quite a few unpleasantries even in that universe. Klingon War, Dominion War, Borg,...
- Lmao I'd be off to requisition a runabout lolol fuck this planet lmao
  
  I’d find some small tropical moon and set up orbital defenses

Babylon 5 or the Expanse. I suppose it depends on how close I am to a main character...

Good thing I don't really have a favorite fictional universe... that I did not make myself...

Project Moon universe.
Either I'm out in whatever hellscape the outskirts look like or I'm dying in the backstreets.

Me as a drunken dwarf risking my life so the company I work for gets more money: Rock and stone!
- Rock and roll and stone!
  
  Stonie Hawk is that you?

Westeros. So pretty screwed unless it's Dorne or maybe Highgarden.

Adventure Time so basically the plot of the Fionna and Cake series (which I highly recommend)
- plot of the Fionna and Cake series
  The what now‽‽‽‽
  
  It's absolutely amazing. Adventure time for adults
  
  It's on max :) DM if you need either a link to watch whatever or have questions

Shrek fans transforming into (fireproof?) asses ...

Looks like me and the homies are getting stuck in the Lethal Company universe. We're probably fine. Unless we work for The Company, then we're fucked.

Mass effect... As long as I'm not on a far away colony close to Terminus / Batarians and the reapers aren't there yet I'm good 👌
- Mass effect too. Kinda scary with all the collectors, man eating bugs 🥲