4mo ago

Woman arrested with python down her pants at Melbourne train station

This just leaves me with so many unanswered questions.

4mo ago

Woman arrested with python down her pants at Melbourne train station

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That a python in your pants, or are ya happy to see me?
- I'm just here for the craic... and the python in your pants.
Should have used Rust.
- Would rust in her pants have been that much of an improvement?
  
  Maybe she had been safer or lighter or even able to run faster.
I thought this kind of anti trans measures were only seen in Trump's America.
Monty?
That you?
Eyebrows slowly lifting off my face and drifting toward the heavens
No context or explanation as to why it was there. This is florida man level shit.
So THATS where I left him!
Lucky her, all I got is this little Barbados Thread Snake in my pants.
Frank says nothing
I brought a little boa onto a plane many years ago. Cargo pants were in back then.

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