New DOJ proposal still calls for Google to divest Chrome, but allows for AI investments

Oh our dear dear friend Donald, whom we have always respected and admired, how you have been persecuted at the hands of the evil Libs. Man, you sure owned them, with that awesome State of the Union address. Man that was great, The way you like called them out, about how they would never applaud you no matter how much good you did? And man, I got to say, you done so so much good! Like really, you stopped those bad bad, unwhite gay transgendered

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people from destroying America. And you made friends with Putin man, you're like literally creating world peace, one rebuilt Gaza at a time, but those nasty mean Democrats? They could never acknowledge that could they. No they couldn't. It's because they don't understand you, not like we do.

Anyway, so about this DOJ thing...