‘It’s very unpredictable’: divided Greenland prepares to vote amid Trump-inspired existential crisis

Hey, it seems to have worked in the US, and there's a much smaller election to rig in Greenland.

The Russian way

If the majority of Greenlanders are actually dumb enough to want to be a part of the US — after watching it collapse into a fascist, kleptocratic, failed state — then it means the mental illness really has been transmitted via the internet and the whole world is quite possibly fucked.

90% of the landmass is under ice, so people want the water, and they're getting chubs thinking there might be deposits of rare earth minerals as there are in the Northern Territories of Canada.