When your gf is traditional but you identify more Willie Wonka

Which side is "traditional"??

This will get you prison time in Italy.

Pizza was invented by Italian Americans and the cooped by Italians afterward to increase tourism.
Source: Denominazione di origine inventata: Le bugie del marketing sui prodotti tipici italiani
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Grandi
- Reading the linked article, that guy’s claims are not widely accepted. As they should not be - the idea that nobody put meats and sauces on flatbread until the 1950s or whatever is completely absurd. For one, archaeologists found a pizza-like dish in the ruins of Pompeii.
- Has someone sent you feet pics yet?
- Complete nonsense.

Boneless pizza for me please

This is a crime against humanity.

I'm not sure which I hate more, the whole chicken or the green olive.

Chickpizzookie

(A turducken alternative)

Isn't/wasn't there a chocolate and m&m pizza as a type of Lunchable? I could swear I remember them from middle school.

I was right and this is just a giant, adult version of standard educational fare nobody would bat an eye at. What the fuck are we doing.

That's either a giant olive or a grape, btw, and either one of those is not acceptable.

You identify as a rich and out of touch weirdo who likes to think of himself as doing good but in reality is psychopathic enough to see loss of human life as barely more than an inconvenience?

Billionaires are assholes, even in fiction.
😱
- I like the fan fiction that Charlie is actually Wilford in the show Snow Piercer. I haven't seen the show, but reading the fan theory is awesome. I think the gist is Charlie uses his factory money to build the train scheme and changes is name to Wilford as homage to Willy.

I have a very funny video about this but i dont know how to upload it, and i cant find it on youtube

Its just a compilation of this pizzas with "Le festin" song playing, but is hillarious.

Only in America is a whole chicken on pizza considered normal.

Don't blame us for this cursed shit. This dude is just fucked in the head.
lol, no. This type of cursed pizza could easily be in Brazil. No country's food is safe here. Not that it's normal here, but I've seen plenty of weird pizzas
It’s not even remotely normal to do that in the US. On top of a Bloody Mary though, sure.
At this point we just invent fucked up shit to troll Europeans.

Turkey time!

~~IT ALREADY EXISTS! Pizza hut is~~...
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edit- Deleted my comment. It looked like an ad.