5mo ago

New MO: MD-8 Gas Mines or Moderately Feeble Young Adults

Just in time to reflect on the heroic actions of the Helldivers saving the Children's Hospital.

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We are all the weapons Super Earth needs, and what is our purpose?
To Julheim!
Sure we could get mines
Or we could save these moderately feeble young adults and put them to work in the mines, granting Super Earth precious minerals and turning these moderately feeble young adults into moderately productive young adults
How are Moderately Feeble Young Adults meant to get stronger if they can't even breathe in the air?
I initially read this wrong, and thought the mines were being described as moderately feeble young adults. I couldn't decide if that meant they created a very specific decoy image or if that was a description of effectiveness.
- The mines are moderately feeble. 😆 But that's still a step up from the AT-Mines.
  So I'm fighting for charity.
They could be geriatric for all I care and I'd STILL choose to save our citizens over any promise of equipment! The people of super earth can count on the Helldivers to make sure they remain safe and free from all socialist tyranny!
The Sovereign of Conviction will see you on Julheim [t]i
Moderately feeble....
fucking love it
Why is it a choice? Can't we hold both, theoretically?
- Yes, theoretically; however, the bot front is much weaker than the bug front. To increase our chances of success, we would need to keep Bekvam III as a buffer planet to prevent simultaneous strikes on Julheim and Duma Tyr. And look at that, the vile socialist automatons have started their 2nd attempt to take Bekvam III.
  Dispense Managed Democracy, Helldiver.
Every vote counts. For Democracy!
Are the gas weapons even good? I don't see them used
- One of my friends always brings a gas weapon and is having fun with it.
  I'm currently experimenting with a smoke melee build.
  Use what you want and play on an appropriate level.

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