Sen. Mitch McConnell won't seek reelection in 2026, ending long tenure as Republican power broker

His job is done. America is dead.

Way too late there, Moscow mitch

May he suffer and meet a most unpleasant end, along with every other disgusting republican traitor.

After ruining the country and leaving the future in darkness. What a legacy!

You will not be missed.

I originally read the title as "Ending long torture" and I was like, yeah...

He peeked into the Ark of the Covenant back in the day, didn't he? His face is partially melting off his skull.

So when is Satan due to get him?

I haven't heard anything about him freezing up lately, thought he might try to go a few more years

The turtle is finally calling it quits.... sad happy days America.

Finally.

Turtle soups back on the menu!

AP news running a technically true headline again.

Some may ask, "isn't that enough?"

To them I say "not now."