Looked out the glass front door to see if my package had arrived. Just a dog turd.

Why would you order a dog turd? What kind of freak are you?

You don't have to take the community name literally.

I have a startling revelation. Upon closer inspection it was a piece of wood.

I have lied to you all.

People are so lazy these days, they couldn't even be bothered putting it in a bag or lighting it on fire. smh

That's shitty.

You shouldn't have fucked with that dog.

Kaleidoscopic

You've got a glass door with a small portal into another dimension?

How do you know it's a dog's?