Super Bowl LIX Game Thread

$10 bet says thats bulletproof glass.

Now where do we see live feeds of Philly.

I could do without the Faux News ads.

And a shout-out to Rupert Murdick... Fuck them.
Don't worry. Here's a commercial for jesus! Because he gets us!
shows a bunch of bullshit on screen

I’m cheering for Team Meteor Strike

I'm glad the refs are sitting this one out

Refs already starting. That was weak!

Not beating the accusations. Never.

Aaaahhhhhjjjjjthefrenchhhhhh known for their excellencceeeeinCHAMPAIIIGGGGNNNN....
That do something? stares blankly at nothing
Go again.....
Aaahhhhhhhjjjjjjjjtthheeefrennchhhhh known for their exellenceinnnnnCHAMPAIHN.....
CUT!

Well when your team starts crying on the sidelines I think maybe that means you've given up. Awesome

oh I need to see the footage!

Was KC overrated all year long?

Yes.
Been saying this all postseason. Would’ve been a better game if the Chiefs didn’t make the Super Bowl this year. They just got lucky on a bunch of their wins

Wonder where that Chiefs fan is who was trying to gloat in the AFC championship thread the other week...

Hope they're enjoying the game.

Fuck the Chiefs.

Mahomes is really choking WTF

I'm not saying anything until it's over

Fucking garbage PI call

Let me guess. For KC right?
- How would you ever guess?

Did... did y'all just see an ad for Ontario?

My fav part about this superbowl is the roman numerals.

Which car company is going to be the main sponsor of Super Bowl LX next year? I think they all sell some car with an LX trim....

I just hope both teams lose

Regardless of who wins, we can be sure that Philadelphia is going to be absolutely destroyed by the end of the night.

Yeah I don't understand why certain cities have violent fan behaviour. Like Vancouver and Montreal in Canada anytime hockey teams get into playoffs. ;p;
- I bet it's because they're used to brutal failure. Just a guess.
- Futball in many countries is even worse.

Refs already tilting the field to favor the Chiefs.

They aren’t going to even risk the chance the Eagles take the lead.

Sure Jan.

Oh my god the Chiefs are falling apart.

This is amazing.

Another pick.

I’m so happy I think I’m gonna cry.

Wow Chiefs' 2nd half adjustment INEFFECTIVE. I've never seen that.

The Eagles D is playing too well KC just doesn't have an answer.

I can't believe I subjected myself to this much propaganda to watch the Chief's oline not even try

Kelce looks like he just got off a 96 hour bender

I wouldn't be surprised if he retires after this season.
- The dream

Gross, Tom Cruise

Who are these meandering celebrity speeches even for? I don't get it.
- Dipshits
- I tried to wait until it was over but they've started the game to out them up
I think it was AI-generated Tom Cruise.
- However old Tom Cruise is, his face is younger
- That's even worse

Eagles' front four! Wow...

Was that an incredibly awkward short joke from Tom brady?

Kevin roasted the hell out of him last year
- With jokes and timing like this I can see why.

Sack! Sack! Pick 6! What a dream sequence!

Can't ask for better than that

Halftime show was more of an art piece than most. I liked it: simple lighting, no crowd on the field, very intentional choreography

This is awesome, fuck the haters

This is what you get KC for delaying the start of the 2023 draft by 20 minutes while yall flexed on the league.

Get wrecked chiefs

Looked like blatant holding on that chiefs TD but hey, what do I know

I've been calling it "Super Bowl Licks" this entire time.

Why do they keep booing when the Chiefs punt? Lol they don't like the punter or something?

Questioning that too. AFAIK the FG kicker is a right wing douchebag. Not sure about the punter though. Unless the crowd has them confused.
- I looked it up and I think it's because of the 2022 group rape allegations from when he was in college. He was dropped from the lawsuit but who knows if he just paid someone off.
Could they be yelling “coop!” For Cooper Dejean? I’ve heard eagles fans do that and he plays on special teams as the punt returner

Chiefs had the Bills'goal line sneaks figured out, but Philly does it better I guess.

They don't call it the Buffalo Bum Rush, it's the Brotherly Shove for a reason

Looks like this crew likes ticky tack calls.

Seal as a seal wtf! I'll be seeing that in my nightmares

Eagles TD! 23-0! I don't believe this!

Yeah I thought everybody was claiming the fix was in for KC in the first minute.
- If the Chiefs wanted to prove that narrative false, they’re doing a really good job.

Amazing Chiefs stop the Bills so many times on the tush push and the Eagles get it on the first try

Holy Shit! back to back sacks on Mahomes!

Anybody gonna bitch about that call too?

Wow. Soft ass call.

Smith TD!!!!!!!!!! DAGGER TO THE CHIEFS' HEART!

That's a makeup call for the Eagles lol

Philly is doing a great job on defense.

Another INT!

Every commercial looks fake af. Really synthetic aesthetic.

Sacked again!

This is beautiful. I hope the chiefs get shut out after all the announcers couldn't stop glazing mahomes

Weird scorebug, kind of big

All just going on as usual then. Unnerving to see anyone chant "they're not like us" on a big stage to a big crowd that just effectively voted in a fascist and rapist who is also sitting in the crowd.

Philly D has the answer

Oh well, GG

Is this a musical? I mean technically I think it's a musical

I guess there is some sort of story here. I'm not sure why Samuel L Jackson is dressed like Uncle Sam narrating something?
- He's the chorus I guess. Might as well be dressed like a frog.

Let's face it. Kelce is done. Over the hill. Time to retire and raise some kids.

Is Tay Tay even going to want that after tonight’s performance? 😂
- Maybe he's going home to Mommy.

Hmm...this ain't over. Chiefs' D is still pretty stiff.

I can't believe Swift didn't get a box!

Fuckin beautiful

Woa Andy Reid has taken over the play calling!

AN ABSOLUTE DAGGER

Boooooom! Executed! Just DONE

The fix is in

Already? I need to find a clip.

https://www.fox29.com/live Live feed from Philly still going!

Eagles PICK 6!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!

Ok that Ram commercial was pretty great

Chiefs are selling out to stop the run so they're getting cut up in the passing game

OMG Chiefs' Oline just tackled Eagles' rusher lol

Oh my!

OMG!

Taylor ~~Swift~~ Wrist

A draw play on 2nd and long? KC's given up.

KC isn't going to let Barkley beat them. Great job containing him so far.

Man Dolphins have to be kicking themselves for letting Vic Fangio go and not giving him the players he wanted. He is calling a great game so far.

I'm going to cook. Behave now! xD

Nice, whatcha making? I'm lazy today cuz of work. Got chips and dip and some brewskies. Gonna pop the pizza in the oven later
- Stir fried veggies. Grilled chicken. Pretty easy.

I'm ready Hoping for a three peat. The only reason is I want Mahomes to be ome the GOAT.

Chiefs & Eagles