Everyone loves reading documentation, what are some of your favourites?

I always loved this one from my fridge:

What the hell is that supposed to mean?
- It means if the fridge makes those sounds there is nothing to worry about.
- When you call costumer service, instead of going "it's making this sound SRRR! SRRR!" you can say it's making the fly noise

"Do not dangle the mouse by the cord or throw at co-workers."

"All parts of the computer should fit together easily and without force. By all means, do not use a hammer!"

But seriously, some old UNIX workstation and server manuals come to mind as there's no mention of Microsoft anywhere. Just a good description of how the computer is actually supposed to be used.

Also home computer manuals and some hifi and lab equipment manuals which came with full schematics and measurement and calibration procedures. They essentially gave all users the maintenance manual and not just the dumb user one.

Also home computer manuals and some hifi and lab equipment manuals which came with full schematics and measurement and calibration procedures. They essentially gave all users the maintenance manual and not just the dumb user one.
I wish this was more of a thing. Right to repair!
dumb user one
Really pisses me off
Last router I had to install had a manual that was literally only "Put this cable in this hole. Click this button. Et voila." with no explanation what any of the other buttons or slots or indicators were for.

This is one of my favorites: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521

I love that. So he only likes pictures? If you write text, he will still take you?
- Any written or spoken information about 2521 will cause it to grab it. Be it whatever is used to write it down, or whoever said it.
  So it can only be described in images, photos or pictograms

The Wii safety documentation

and here I was, wanting to go skydiving with a Wii...

I was hoping someone would post this one it’s a classic

Any of the classic RFCs. I really like the way RFCs are written.

Also, they're extremely verbose, but the Intel x86 processor manuals are fascinating

I like the old amd ones.

I like writing documentation for processes at work. I always aim it at the "I'm familiar with the tools but haven't done this before" person. I always include examples of the actual commands because it is one thing to describe a command but when you see it it makes FAR more sense.