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Kinda dumb question but I figured it fits the sub lol

so these boxes are at my work and they're a syrupy hyper sweet mixture that when combined with carbonated water make soda and it got me thinking:

why don't they sell ones for like Monster energy?

is it because of the costs, or kids accessing it, or some law?

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  • There at least used to be, and I got royally screwed by it.

    The employee hooked the wrong "orange" syrup up to the dispenser, and what I thought was 32oz of Orange Crush (caffeine free) was 32oz of some Orange energy drink. Needless to say, I was up all night and ended up having to call off work the next day because I was so exhausted and useless (I'm very sensitive to caffeine).

    Probably also less common due to liability. Panera got into hot water with their highly caffeinated lemonade.

  • In addition to what everyone else is saying, a really good reason not to have energy drinks on a soda fountain, aside from the fact that the energy drink soda would cost far more than a regular soda, is that energy drinks contain a lot of caffeine and if they were on dispenser some idiot would go and fill up a 64 Oz energy drink and drink the equivalent to 5 to 8 Red bulls in a single sitting.

    No gas station wants to deal with the legal ramifications of "exploding people's hearts because they are too stupid to understand that these things can be deadly", because if people are dumb enough to chug Red Bull until they die they are also dumb enough to sue because of the deaths.

  • If I were to guess... it's probably because the chemical makeup of energy drinks would damage the machine? Maybe it's more acidic or something?

    TBH I am 100% guessing here, talking out my ass, having done ZERO research on the topic.

    • Those machines are usually all plastic, acid doesn't hurt them. And a lot of the acidity in energy drinks comes from the carbonic acid in the carbonated water and the citric acid that's added. But those are present in a lot of sodas as well. They all have the carbonated water and a lot of them have citric acid as well. Something like Fanta is probably more acidic than most energy drinks.

      The whole energy drinks are super bad because they are so acidic is mostly nonsense. The same was said about coke as far back as I can remember (and I'm an old man). Sure it's very acidic, but lots of things we eat and drink are acidic, that's something most of us can handle just fine. A lot of people think orange juice is a healthy drink, but it's usually more acidic than soda and unless you squeeze the fruit yourself usually contains just as much if not more sugar.

      Not to say energy drinks are good for you, the combination of sugar and stimulants such as caffeine and taurine is most definitely not good. But the same can be said of many things we consume. Our bodies like a lot of the things that aren't exactly good for you. I've seen old folk complain about young folk drinking energy drink, whilst they themselves are drinking coffee with two sugars. When consumed in moderation energy drinks are totally fine.

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