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Man Locks Down Marriage Proposal Just As Hair Loss Becomes Noticeable

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GATLINBURG, TN—Having assessed the evidence in the couple’s wedding photos, sources reported Monday that local man Kevin Butryn appeared to have locked down his marriage proposal to wife Sandra Lewis just as his hair loss was becoming noticeable. “Whoa, check out that receding hairline! He just mad...

Man Locks Down Marriage Proposal Just As Hair Loss Becomes Noticeable
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