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  • by Tyler Durden

    <1 line into this and I already know it's gonna be a riot

    The theory of human-caused climate change has yet to be proven in any scientific manner

    The word is anthropogenic you illiterate fuck how did you get a job as a writer

    Diversity: Dividing people by their immutable qualities

    So close! The only thing you got wrong was the whole thing

    Harm Reduction: Providing clean drug paraphernalia for junkies and a safe area for them to shoot up or smoke up, making drug addiction almost consequence-free.

    The idea of the former is that drug addicts are always gonna exist, and it is cheaper and easier to give them free clean needles than it is to deal with their dead/dying bodies. The idea of the latter is to make it so that drug addicts aren't afraid of spending their entire life in prison if they seek help. It's actually very effective at reducing the harm that drugs do to a community. Surprisingly, shooting poor people over the plants they have doesn't really help

    Inclusion: The exclusion of heterosexual, white males from employment, opportunities for advancement, and participation in American society.

    So close! The only thing you got wrong was the whole thing

    Joy: Also “brat.” Nobody has a f*cking clue what this means.

    https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/brat

    https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/joy

    Non-binary: A person who can’t decide if they’re straight or gay.

    No you fucking retard, you aren't even being bigoted right

    Transgender: Formally known as “gender dysphoria,” which elevates a person to near the top of the victim pyramid, and everyone must play along with the person’s break from reality and call that person by their preferred pronoun, or you will lose your job and everything you own. Our pronouns are Screw/You.

    So close! The only thing you got wrong was the whole thing

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