The stars aligned and you are now one of the most sought after people currently living. What is it about you that the world is in desperate need of?

empathy

Privacy, apparently.

That sounds awful.

Empathy.

Oh sweet they finally need someone who can put up a slightly skew shelf while only injuring one finger!

Critical thinking

I have that elegant style when picking my nose!

Love. With all it entails.

A stern talking to

That my blood, my immune system made a giant leap forwards in fighting cancer cells to the point it defeats most cancerous cell and saving hundreds of millions of people.

Horchata.

Probably talking about (often obscure) horror movies, generally the more psychological, disturbing types. Either that, or chemistry.

Dirty lyrics to hit songs.

Either music or software.

I feel like there should be more people better at whatever they are seeking.

Integrity. Capitalism without regulation is a painful slippery slope where more and more is lost and given up to feed the beast and always requires much complicity at each step from average people who have little choice but to say yes in the short term when collectively we're all hurt in the long term. Pollute the water? Outsource the labor? Cut back the benefit? Shrink the product? It starts with capitalist, then politicians are bought...then every company and executive, then middle management...they all give in. You have kids now thinking this is how the world has always or should work.

Integrity is a stalwart against many ills, and it's desperately needed to return.

My ability to use as little energy as possible for stuff.

ethical philosophy

Love the most primal form of it

Not being able to turn your brain off and stop thinking. Nobody wants it but people are gonna learn how to suffer from this autistic beaver whether they like it or not.

Well people want my opinions on current events obviously.

That or my renovation services.

Snarky commentary on internet posts, at least, based on what I do now.

My unimaginable stupidity... It could also be my home made fudge

This will cause me to have an existential crisis. I just wanna be left alone man... Even if my blood IS AB-

I try to improve humanity's collaborative thinking ability: https://lemmy.world/post/21815625

Sarcasm.

Suggestions for TV shows.

Dreadful puns, and obscure references to movies, music and TV shows. It's what the world's been waiting for.

If they're desperately seeking me, then shit must be really fucked up. Might as well start a new religion and pull a Gobind Singh before I die - he was the last sikh guru and named their holy book as the eternal guru, an equivalent would be the pope stepping down and claiming no more popes are needed, because people have the bible.

An idiot

Some organically grown cannabis.