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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net GrosMichel [none/use name] @hexbear.net 5 days ago

At an A&W and this handsome guy in a grey coat just got ID-ed because apparently they're not selling teen burgers to anyone over 24 anymore.

They quoted some wokeshit called "power dynamics" or something. Anyway, I called Crimestoppers to let them know about this crime. A man and his burger shouldn't be fucked with. Guy got his burger but he ran out of here as soon as he got it. Probably the embarrassment of whole situation.

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this reminds me of that ricky gervais skit where the waitress wont let him order the kids chicken nuggets and he orders it for his niece and grabs them all and shoves them in his mouth while making eye contact with her.
the fuck is a teen burger
- Part of the A&W Burger Family! You got Mama Burger, Papa Burger, Teen Burger, Grandpa Burger, I think there is or used to be a baby/kid Burger.
  
  Stepsister Burger
  
  Buddy Burger
- Pete thiel's fav
Tell me your Canadian without telling me your Canadian.
- CW self harm i guess?
  
  I'm so poor the government asked if i wanted help killing myself
  
  I'm so brain rotted by the internet I can't even tell if this is satirical anymore.
- I just found out it’s a chain founded in California and headquartered in Kentucky . I genuinely thought A&W was a Canada only thing lmao
"Teen burger"? The only burger you shouldn't feel bad about ordering is a Bean burger.

*This post fact-checked by real beanagers
That's actually fucked up.
Good bit.
The root beer?

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