"I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff face, I don't like your jerkoff behaviour and I don't like you... jerkoff"

Well, thats just, like, your opinion, man.

I always know it’s coming, but I’m always surprised at how short his shorts are when he gets up from behind the desk. You work it, short shorts.

Sorry, what did you say? I wasn't paying attention.

Achiever mods treat objects like women