Dad Jokes @lemmy.world owenfromcanada @lemmy.world 7mo ago My wife didn't seem to like it when I whispered sweet nothings to her I told her I ate all the candy. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?
That's not nothing! That's EVERYTHING!!!
Well, now, hold on. Let's hear him out. Maybe he ate all the leftover candy corn from halloween that nobody wanted.
.......from halloween 2022.