Fuck you I'm 20!
32 0 ReplyYour bones, creaking...joints, stiffening...brain, calcifying...you wheeze when you speak, my friend...are those little crows feet i see?
30 0 ReplyShut up! I am young! I am young!
You're old not me! You are the one who's 30! Or 40!
Grandpa!
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You're 2.432902e+18 years old?
7 0 ReplyThey are, but OP is allegedly at least 265252859812191058636308480000000
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If you play your kids some music from 2000, Itโs like your mom playing you her 80s tracks
Thatโs terrifying
28 0 ReplyI'm 51. Me playing 80s music to my youngest daughter (17) would be like my parents playing 40s music to me when I was her age.
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We're all going to be old geezers. Hope people will still be shitposting even then.
21 0 ReplyShitposting will never die until humanity does. Wonder what the last shitpost ever made will be?
10 0 ReplyAssuming our end is a meteor hit.
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This does not feel so terrible until you remember that 2006 was the year in which the Star Wars Kid and Afro Ninja videos were uploaded to YouTube.
19 2 ReplyIt however feels kinda nice to have known a time before the internet and mobile phones.
5 0 ReplyStar wars kid was 2003 and god do i feel old
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No, 2040 is 17 years away while 2006 is 18446744073709551599 years away.
Edit: was off by 4 years due to a small mistake in mental math.
18 1 ReplyAre you with the Russians or a fellow CPC bot? No human could mentally do
(uint64_t)(2006 - 2023)
and get the right answer.7 0 Replythat's the neet part: I didn't get the right answer at first (it was because I made a mistake in 2023-2006 but shhh)
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Jokeโs on you, I was born after 2006, so it also seems long ago.
12 0 Replyi always forget there are little babies on the internet
14 0 ReplyThe average age of an internet user is 15 years old per the 2020 census.
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Same here.
6 0 ReplyI was born in 2005 but I have no memory of 2006 so same for me lol
6 0 Replyrubber stamp NOT YET OLD. RECALL.
3 0 ReplyPeople born in 2003 are having children already, theyโve entered the workforce, and most are graduating from college. People born in 2000 are already completing masters degrees, make up a majority of the young workforce, and have an average of two children.
Your time is coming. Mortality is fleeting :3
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10 1 ReplyI'm not planning on ever dying. What's gonna stop you? Are you a nerd that's gonna let bourgeois laws of mechanics and thermodynamics and entropy stop you?! I think not!
9 1 ReplyWhy would you say that? That's so mean!
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5 0 ReplyFuck dig, jeg er 16!
5 0 ReplyYeah, I know. I was born 1989.
4 0 Reply1990 is as far away as 2056
5 0 ReplyNOOOOOOOOOOO!
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How the?
3 0 ReplyWe are closer to the arrival of Haleyโs Comet in 2061, then we are to the last time it was here in 1986.
The last time the comet was here, the Soviet Union was a country, Regan was president, and the Nintendo NES was just released.
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