Donald Trump claims he won't pardon a turkey next Thanksgiving, will shoot it dead on the White House lawn

When asked to elaborate, the president-elect said "These turkeys, they're coming into our country through our unprotected border with Canada, they're not even wild turkeys. These are domestic turkeys, they have homes, they just choose to graze near our homes. I would shoot one dead right now if I could but they won't let me have a gun"