Yeah but some people are more traffic than others.
insert lifted truck hogging 2 lanes
insert soccer moms with massive SUVs
Lol
If you swerve in and out of lanes to try to get ahead, you can be traffic for an easy 3 or 4 lanes!
lol facts
Just one more lane bro and we fix traffic, trust me.
I think people downvoting this didn't spot the sarcasm.
Induced demand is a myth. https://www.cato.org/blog/debunking-induced-demand-myth
Adding more lanes does improve throughput even if congestion is still a problem.
Oh good. This is gonna be just like reddit. Things that are literally decades old.
Be the traffic you want to become.
Ahh, the Lemmy meme.
Nah, I am the main character. The world happens to me, get these NPCs out of my way.
Jesus Christ has come for his second resurrection, and his name is Intl
We do not live in a society. We are a society. 😔
And you can actively choose to better or worsen society, just like you can choose to better or worsen traffic. Vote for legislation to improve public transit. #fuckcars
You aren't in an orgy. You are the orgy.
Where orgy?
Can't get there, too much traffic.
So then what’s happening when I drive and there’s no traffic? Am I nothing???!
Youre never “nothing”… youre always something special! I promise :)
Example: when there is no traffic, youre still a noise & particulate generator that lowers property values, warms our planet, and makes the built environment more hostile/dangerous and depressing for everyone nearby.
Whew thank god. Who cares if I’m ruining everything as long as I exist!
Okay, how do I get to my job then without encountering all of the passive aggression? Lol. Maybe car haters should be attacking the systems that made it impossible to live within walking distance of our places of employment: capitalism, city zoning, and substandard wages for a start. Otherwise, you're just complaining about the rain when you should have been pulling out an umbrella.
The traffic is stuck in the traffic🚦
Mix powdered traffic into your traffic.
More traffic per traffic.
You were watching Not Just Bikes in the shower?
You don't?
There is not not enough parking, there are too many cars
There's plenty of parking on the highway
mmm yes, the traffic is made out of traffic
"I'm stuck in traffic" implies they aren't part of it but that it is something that is happening to them.
You're not stuck in it, you are it.
State Anthem of the Soviet Union plays in background
Been working remote since onset of pandemic. Never going back to the office bro. Couldn't pay me enough to share the roads with the rest of the grinders.
So many hours wasted in traffic.
Meanwhile i quite enjoyed my commute to school on a 20-30 minute bus, it's quite unparalleled to begin your day gazing out the windows at a foggy morning countryside.
I hated it in high school. I just hated waking up early af. Was so glad to get a car and license. Then come college, I loved it again. Getting a parking permit, going into traffic with other people was a pain.
Moved to a place that was near a college bus route, never had to get a parking permit or get into traffic. Take the bus and relax.
I had to go into the office throughout the pandemic and I agree. All the rest of you stay home and leave the roads clear for me.
This is a Bill Burr bit.
I was here before the traffic
They're not mutually exclusive states. You can be part of the traffic, but if you can't get out, you're still stuck in it. You're part of traffic but not stuck in it if and only if you have the opportunity to exit the traffic experience.
Now I'm stuck in the damn traffic that I've helped damn create. Dammit!
No wonder I hate myself.
I love this episode of Doctor Who so much.
Part of the ship
Part of the crew, part of the ship, part of the crew, part of the ship, part of the crew, part of the ship.
