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8mo ago

Elon Musk calls for constitution to be replaced with Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

Elon Musk calls for constitution to be replaced with Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/15293375

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8mo ago

Elon Musk calls for constitution to be replaced with Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

newsthump.com /2024/11/06/elon-musk-calls-for-constitution-to-be-replaced-with-ferengi-rules-of-acquisition/

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- The Ferangi version of “going Old Testament.”
In this timeline, I need to actually check every headline, like this just to be sure. It's exhausting
- I'm turn between laughing and crying that I had to sit here a moment and decide if I was surprised or make sure it's satire. I'm not exactly convinced it's satire.
- He is incapable of comprehending enough Star Trek to do something like that, which would almost make sense
i think the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition might be too principled and honourable for these guys.
He would be a terrible Ferengi, honestly.
- He doesn't have the lobes.
“A man is only worth the sum of his possessions”
With Diaper Donnie’s debts, this is a terrific idea.

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