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Despite Biden’s Promise to Protect Old Forests, His Administration Keeps Approving Plans to Cut Them Down

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  • The spotted owls had long known of the impending demolition of Earth and had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger...The last ever message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to hoot "The Star-Spangled Banner", but in fact the message was this: "So Long, and Thanks for All the Mice."