Hillary Clinton to join Trump Administration as Secretary of Defense

Many Americans are confused as to the nature of this action. The general attitude of Republican voters is that this is disappointing, while Democrat voters tend to be happy, albeit a bit confused. Trump has released a statement on the matter, stating that he wants to "cross the aisle" and "become one, strong nation, a nation no longer divided by party lines". Experts suspect that this may be apart of a "broader attempt" to merge the two parties, forming a "unified party" that can "make America truly great". This has been Luna, on Foxgirl News.