These snowflake babies can't even stay in a hot car for a while
Back in my day we used to mine for coal for 10 hours without light or water
Yeah that checks out.
That hose water hits different though for sure. So tasty.
Lead was used as a flavoring agent for a very long time amongst the upper class in history. Often added to water or wine to make it more sweet. Obviously it's fallen out of favor now that we know what lead does, but it was a big deal in Rome.
So yeah, humans historically prefer lead water for some reason.
Potentially unrelated, but lead tastes sweet. Yummy yummy.
That explains a lot.
when I was a kid we'd leave the gas stove running all day to make our lungs stronger
Just breathe that nice fresh coal mine air like the rest of us 8 year olds.
No lies detected.
Self owns are the absolute best.
As a snowflake I agree
Just took a brief glance at that guy's twitter and discovered that this is not satire. Explains a lot
You'd have to to be a republican
yeah, snowflakes can’t handle hot pavement, they melt
Yep certainly explains things.
