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Elon Musk passed out after drinking vodka in a meeting with Russians to buy rockets because he was hungover from partying in Paris, biography says

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shame he woke back up again.
- It's rare that I want to upvote a comment twice, and even more rare that I actually get a chance to do so, but this is such a case. What a happy little accident!
shame he woke back up again.
Passed out drinking. What did he do before that? What kompromat do they have on him?
- They took a photo of the tiny dick he's spent his whole life trying to "compensate" for.
  
  As annoying as musk has become of late, let's not underplay that he had quite a trumatic childhood both in terms of parental relationships and bullying from other children. None of this is an excuse for his modern behaviour, but is explains why he will say anything if he thinks it will make people like and accept him on any side.
How many advertorials did Elno Muskrat buy for his book? Are we going to get an article for every sentence in that book?
- "Elong Muskstank once dropped a double decker stinker in Brad Pitt's Florida mansion that necessitated a biohazard response unit after masturbating under the dining table, biography says"
  
  Im going to cite this as source.
The platform has been out of control ever since mUsK took over. How long after the twitter blue 🐂💩, was it that Eli Lilly "announced" dropping the cost for insulin?
You really take some risks when you still advertise or do serious business on twitter.
Did he play dart with the rockets on his own satellites?
I would not be upset if whatever furniture he was sleeping on caught fire

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