I once saw a network that was named "that's what she ssid"
Bill Wi the Science Fi
When I was in college I lived in a off campus student housing area and they had the the most passive aggressive wifi names.
"WeHearUJackOff"
"StillHearUCryingWithShowerOn"
"WhoCooksOnionsAt4AM"
"PleaseTakeAShower"
"UrDogGotTheShitsAgain"
It wasn't just one wifi. It was like three SSID's all arguing to each other. They began responding to each other by changing their names also lol.
- Panic at the Cisco
I used to troll my roommate: I have a Multi-Band wireless access point, and I would name other networks stuff to mess with them. They are from Louisiana, and are very proud of their culinary roots. One day, they came back from a trip with the relatives, and brought home some boudin, which I cooked and served with rice. I thought it was sausage, but it's a blend of pork cooked down with onions, peppers, seasonings, AND cooked rice, so serving it with rice was redundant, apparently. They got SO ANGRY, that to this day, I am not allowed to eat it in front of them, so I have been trolling them for "boudin with rice" everywhere I can. When they still lived with me, I changed the "ancillary network names" shit like, "Boudin with rice," and "Mild crawfish with ketchup," and "Campbell's New England Gumbo" and a ton of other culinary "bastardizations" of authentic Louisiana cooking. So every time they were on their laptop, I'd hear a "... Boudin corn dog--OH MY GOD PUNKIE YOU BASTARD!!! AAUGH!!!"
Just around the time of the 2016 election my elderly neighbor was a Trumper. He asked for some help with his WiFi and I told him that I would fix if it I could name it. He didn’t really know what that meant but I got it working and to this day his WiFi broadcast is “Hillary2016”. I think he’s still pissed but no longer my neighbor although I do smile when I drive past the old place. If his children still spoke to him I’m sure they could help change it.
Mine is "Pretty Fly For a WiFi"
ItHertzWhenIP
When my wife (then girlfriend) was in in school, she moved in with a couple of female roommates. I set up their WiFi and called it "GirlsGoneWireless"
I come from a LAN down under
Wu Tang LAN
The Promised LAN Not The FBI
Bathroom cam 2
a few of my faves are:
titanic syncing
silence of the lans
fbi surveillance prius
“There is no network, only Zuul.” -my current
One of mine is called “download virus” to stop my neighbours accidentally trying to connect.
Sir, I see your wifi name is "Cuck Fomcast".
I was on skype with a friend many years back, and he had technical support from said company on speakerphone. When the rep calmly said that I had to walk out of the room for a bit.
Yell PENIS For Password
"not so secure"
near a wifi with the name "Secure"
Mine are The Promised LAN and The LAN of Confusion.
Martin Router King
FBI Van #5
"It hurts when IP"
"I can hear you having sex"
My phone's hotspot is called Interpol mobile agent
Tell my wifi love her.
Human wireless network
Pfizer-nCoV19-5G-user_63547
FreE KAnDy
The LanBeforeTime
Not a wifi network, but a hotspot. COVID19 Chip 1939. I live with a lot of Magat types
Network virus test
Mine used to be "Network Name? Why not Zoidberg?"
When I worked at Beats Music the office Wi-Fi was “Bits by Dre”.
The Ping of the North
My standard-network is „Coruscant“, my guest-network „Obi-WLAN-Kenobi“.
localhost
I love mine I haven't changed it in years lol
drop it like it's hot spot
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Department 13
In cyrrillic.
There was an “FBI Van” in the apartment van and I thought going with the KGB assassination team would be amusing.
Unfortunately, nobody got it.
"Silence of the LANs" is a personal favourite.
Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wifi
My phone Hotspot is set to "How big is Liam Neesons cock". It is fun to see people chuckle when I turn it on.
Underage Panty Party. Always wonder which neighboring apartment that was coming from.
Router? I hardly knew her!
Also Router66
Nacho Cheese Nacho WiFi
I like the SSID “Unknown Device”
Mobile hotspot: ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
Home WiFi: WingardiumWiFiosa
I did your wifi
TheUnderpantsGnomesAreComing I saw when traveling in some parking lot
Winternet is coming
untrusted_network
Not seen in the wild, but saw a screenshot of someone who'd named theirs Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo WiFi.
"Eagles Wear Jorts in America!"
"Martin Router King"
rePeaterGriffin
NSA/prism
Live long and paws purr is my current
Troy and Abed in rooouter
My friends password is "Iwantinternet" , name is "I love small children" don't ask me why.
Uncle Touchy's Pizza Basement
Steve.
This entire video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLE7zsJk4AI
A while back I saw a reddit post featuring the name "WiFireNation".
My Hotspot is named NoMaleware
FreePorn. Wasn't very creative since it was kind of on the spot. Found a resident with an unsecured Linksys router, so I secured it for them. This was almost 20 years ago so you rarely see them open like that these days.
"Hot Singles"
Princess Doughtnut (she's a character from Dungeon Crawler Karl books)
Fuck you Darla
Best ones I’ve heard of were 3 named: FBI Surveillance Van #1
FBI Surveillance Van #2
FBI Surveillance Van #4
Permanently Deleted
Free Porn
I remember, in my student flat, my computer gave me this long list of default Wi-Fi names, like u2e98zmq9qzh and whatnot. And in the midst of this random generated nonsense, shone one legible name upon my face: “Clarence sucks dick”
I still wonder if Clarence actually did suck dick, and why this person would name their Wi-Fi that either way.
One of my neighbors has the SSID set to "Judge Nudie's Court", which, y'know, maybe I'm okay with not knowing why.
BatmanesDelMercosur (YouTube)
One that come mind was 3guys on Wi-Fi Also I not cop Wi-Fi
mine is In Vino Veritas
