The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account
The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account
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To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of
1 –––––––––––– 1 + 1000 * k
where
k
is the number of kids you have.25 5 ReplyI think you have to also account for the kids' ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.
8 0 ReplyI have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.
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I'm having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
5 0 ReplyWhat if i have -0.001 kids?
5 0 ReplyChop off the end of some kids finger.
2 0 ReplyThen no worries. The problem comes when you have -1 kid.
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Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
3 0 ReplyMurder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
2 0 ReplyKill someone else's kid.
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Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula
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