Reminds me of an old Daredevil comic:
42 0 ReplyDoes jupiter stop asteroids for us?
37 0 ReplyNo, arrows
94 0 ReplyOf course duh, I shoulda looked at the picture
41 0 ReplyWhich, in turn, keeps the time flies away, thus preserving the space-time continuum.
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It even domesticates some of the big ones
45 0 ReplyHow else would you make asteroid cheese
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Yea that's the prevailing theory. Because of Jupiter's size and position in our solar system it likely intercepts a lot of the nastiest asteroids that are big enough that an impact with earth would wipe out all life. It's also believed that if it were not for Jupiter life might not have been able to evolve on earth at all
39 2 Replyit's a bit of a double edge sword though. jupiter also throws stuff at us as well. (https://www.planetary.org/articles/does-jupiter-protect-earth-from-asteroids-and-comets)
18 0 ReplyBut isn't the asteroid belt there a belt and not a planet because of Jupiter? That sounds more like a racket to me
17 0 ReplyTIL, thanks jupiter!
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Seriously tho, wouldn't be here without the big lad. Thanks Jupiter ❤️
36 0 ReplyFuck you Jupiter, now I have to 9-6
19 1 Replywe love jupiter
16 0 Replyet quoque te amo pueri.
20 0 ReplyWho cut his dick off?
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Alternatvely: Eww, Earth, you're infested. Look at all those little things crawling all over you!
13 0 ReplyI thought this was the Balatro community for a moment
7 0 ReplyI believed earth's moon also shield the earth from asteroids, but I'm not really sure I pulled this info out of my arse
2 0 ReplyNo love for Saturn, though?
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