Unfortunately the beg button doesn't actually turn the light red it just makes the next phase slightly longer. The truck and the tesla crash together around the baby and promptly burst into flames while you desperately push the button. As they burn, the light changes on schedule and stays green an extra ten seconds for the walk signal.
Depends. On some intersections, the main road may always be green until either a vehicle sensor or pedestrian cross button is pressed. Depending on various conditions and settings, sometimes pressing can immediately cause the light to turn yellow.
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This problem is apologia for the 9000lb truck. Even an alert driver couldnt see that baby in a car designed to have worse sight lines than a Sherman tank.
Easy, press the button, and there's a 50% chance the Tesla will malfunction or explode into flames before it turns the corner.
If the distracted driver hasnt seen a baby in the road why will he notice a red light?
I think the joke is that the mega trucks that Americans have are tall that the driver couldn't physically see the baby but he can still see the lights
forcing the truck to stop
so the diagram is not to scale and there's some time here to react. why not just pick up the baby? run up, grab the kid, and lunge back towards the sidewalk. sure, the truck and car are going to collide atop your legs, but you'll save the kid and be able to sue ford, tesla, and both drivers. given a split second to decide, i think that's clearly the way to go.
The other lane looks pretty clear, continuing to run across the street is probably safer. I'd do the two arm waving over the head "STOP!" motion while also yelling that and looking really concerned. I'm not gonna get hit by a truck myself to save a baby. My life is worth more to me than a baby's cause it's mine. Hopefully this would cause the truck to swerve and hit the self driving car. More realistically that baby is dead, I'm scarred for life, also will be deeply disturbed that someone left an infant in the middle of a crosswalk and as a witness, help the horribly irresponsible parents sue tesla and the big truck guy/big truck manufacturer
Double it and give it to the next person
It's okay, Elon Musk will personally descend from heaven to save the baby and give it a 5 billion dollar crypto opportunity
Yo why is this not on fuckcars?
Get on the crosswalk, problem solved.
Part of what makes the trolley problem work is that it is "on rails" (quite literally).
The baby is a pedophile, so clearly Elong is a genius hero saint for personally hand building a Tesla to smash it
Another metaphor for the US election.
