"And, obviously, price is the SOLE mechanism we have to limit purchases. I mean, sure, we could simply not allow one dude to back up a dumptruck to push 10,000 rolls of toilet paper into-"
*crowd interrupts with cheers*
"But-BUT that would be Un-American and communist! And my father died fighting those commies!
"So that will be $65 a roll if you want to wipe your ass"
Donald Joseph Boudreaux (born September 10, 1958) is a libertarian American economist, author, professor, and co-director of the Program on the American Economy and Globalization at the Mercatus Center at George Mason University in Fairfax, Virginia.