"Slavery and treason buried in the same grave!" Union poster from the end of the US Civil War, 1865

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“Slavery and treason buried in the same grave”

Oh you poor naive thing. I have a bunch of bad news for you
- Grave was too shallow, now the fuckers are up and walking about town like nothing happened.
  
  #2: Double Tap - In those moments when you're not sure the undead are really dead dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets.
Zombie treason still around
They have violated the terms of their surrender. What now?
- Treason trials and the death penalty being dangled tantalizingly for the worst of them would be ideal, but unfortunately it seems that's not a very popular position.
  
  I like it!
Alt: cartoon of a union soldier drinking from a water cooler jug labeled 'Rebel tears'
Why don't we celebrate the end of war? I had to look, I don't see anything of any substance on April 9. I propose Reunification Day.
- Because the war brought liberation to millions of Americans, while reunification brought oppression to those same Americans as the North lost its spine to impose terms on the South.
They said the South would rise again, and it sure did.

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