OK who tf is going around photoshopping Dutch Google translate results "Sloemmed" "peanus" and "keur" aren't real words "Ik sloeg de autodeur dicht op mijn penis" is an accurate translation
op = on , no one's able to fit a car door in their urethra but maybe you'll get a Guinness World Record so try it
OK who tf is going around photoshopping Dutch Google translate results
"Sloemmed" "peanus" and "keur" aren't real words
"Ik sloeg de autodeur dicht op mijn penis" is an accurate translation
That one's totally legit tho
"dicht min penis" ain't much better
Like... ALL the way up your penis? Am I on the weird part of the internet again?
op = on , no one's able to fit a car door in their urethra but maybe you'll get a Guinness World Record so try it