I'm out all weekend

I'll be out all weekend in the mountains pulling rock. Usually when this happens something big goes down... Usually related to trump weirdly.

Trump shooters, trump covid, trump winning in 2016, Biden dropping out.

What's happening this weekend...

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Please be Israel getting fucked lol
- August 2025: Netanyahu, with disheveled hair and scraggly beard, gets pulled out of a spider hole he's been hiding in for eight months
  
  "We're one of the last Cum Extraction Units left, please there are Iranians everywhere."
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- Lmao I am actually also going out all weekend to be in the mountains for some hiking, fishing, reading and - yes - running.
  Sadly I think the blessing on my legs is gone. I went for a run yesterday and today and nothing has ever happened... Then again I also went for a run the day Nasrallah got got martyred and this tuesday so uhh who knows. Maybe some spies have been killed.
  
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Oh hell yeah buddy, I just got back from climbing a couple mountains today! Get out there and enjoy nature, hopefully there’s still something worth coming back to after
What does pulling rock mean? (I'm guessing it's a hobby like rock climbing? Or is it Sisyphus reenactment or sth)
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- Ya rock climbing in this case

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