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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them

thehardtimes.net Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them

Ohio senator and vice presidential hopeful J.D. Vance is enjoying a high favorability rating from men who misconstrue the routine fulfillment of job duties by bartenders for flirting.

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Men who think the barista likes them because they read their name from a cup.

Men who think they don't need to tip their waitress and instead leave their number instead.

Men who expect a happy ending when getting a message and again, don't leave a tip when they're sent away without one.
This feels like a statement that's definitely true and only counts as satire because nobody has tested it yet
Once again The Onion not being satire.
- Hardtimes, they are a similar site and easily confused with the Onion, but let's give proper credit to the publication.
  
  Tbf, this community is called "The Onion":-P
"Man, she keeps smiling at me. I think she digs me."
- Anything to keep the hope alive. I know that sentiment well enough.
Hey man, I've gotten with some bartenders. That doesn't make me a dirty Vance fan. For shame!
Nah— no service worker would ever think that JD Vance is interested in them, or anything other than himself
- Wooosh
- You must have misread.

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