10mo ago

Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs

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10mo ago

Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs

theonion.com /trump-forced-to-play-glockenspiel-at-rally-after-every-artist-bars-use-of-songs/

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Oh how i wish this were true!! Of all the onion articles, this might be my fav!
- They should make another article with Joe Porter denouncing him to play the glockenspiel
  https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCnvzajWXCAOAq_Y1jNLFQXg
  I swear this guy works in a museum for instruments or something.
that’s a vibraphone
- Thank you!
- Thank you! I was about to comment the exact same thing!
Was just thinking the RNC should just compose their own equivalent to the Imperial March and roll with that
- Presumably they'd still need to hire a session orchestra to record it. That might be a stumbling block.
  
  Just run it through a synth as a MIDI file. Seems appropriate.
I could tell it was the Onion right away, playing an instrument would imply that TFG has a talent for anything other than ranting online and bankrupting businesses
- They didn't say he was playing well...
I love the pic. It’s like this whole story was based on a photoshop contest with a pic from one of his rallies.
why'd the ai make his hands so big smh ^/s
He still has Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.
Not an accordion?
I see trump, I block community
- It's a link to The Onion.
  
  maybe comment op can't see through the layers
  
  onions are delicious
- A sea of deleted comments. The hell do you even do here?
  
  Back on Reddit there were people who set up scripts to automatically delete comments after a set amount of time to prevent people from looking at their history. As you could probably guess, they were usually the most stubborn and argumentative sort on the platform.
  Though I've upvoted that user before and I normally don't do that to people being disruptive, so who knows? If only there were some sort of history that would tell me what kind of user they were...
  
  Can you see when a user has deleted comments?
  
  We sing. We dance. We are a simple people, sahib.
- Bye

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