I feel attacked...

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20136093

Goblin friend

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damn... this one hits way to close 😂
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
Shit are you saying I married a goblin
- Many people who marry goblins eventually discover they have a goblin inside them. just sayin'
what the FUCK thats literally me (except the 5 second rule thing lmfao)
Why are they talking about my chicken?

Seriously, almost all of that could be used to describe her as written, and the rest would only take a little rephrasing.
Oft course i know him! Its me!
That sounds weirdly like Krobus.

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