Goblin friend

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uh oh you found me
- i love lemmy
I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?
- I have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren't made of sweatpant material.
  
  But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters...
I do be Goblin'
- Goblin' deez nuts
It's important to keep your goblin friend happy. If they find something gross and no one else wants to look at it, then go take a look, marvel at how gross it is.
- Friend singular? My goblins come in hordes.
That’s just a bisexual
I feel so seen, my friends call me goblin all the time
To each their own, I guess.
I don’t talk about the goblin friend because I am the goblin friend
I showed my wife this meme and she agreed we are the goblin queens of town so I think i'm doing pretty well.

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