'If you're a top gamer, or a coder, your country needs you': The UK Defence Secretary wants gamers for, y'know, real-life warfare

I'm not quite sure how my Stardew Valley experience applies, but Sir yes Sir!

I'm not quite sure how my Stardew Valley experience applies, but Sir yes Sir!

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My favorite part of milsim is the sim.
Call me crazy, but I don't think most gamers actually want to kill people. I prefer no real world consequences when I shoot people.
- Yeah! I’m here to fuck your moms, not kill them!
Stardew is resource management and logistics, two important things for a military :D
- You can't "misplace" $2.4 trillion in assets in Stardew Valley can you?
  
  I got a bunch of ancient wine in my cellar I forgot to sell...does that count?
  
  Prismatic Shard -> Trash can
This is where my time playing Leisure Suit Larry comes in...
- It takes leather balls to play rugby.
  
  Will never forget that joke.
  
  Also get me some spearmint flavored lubbers
- War is like scoring with a hot babe.
They can suck my dick
I was was really good at space invaders, like really good, 40 years ago.
- hey I've seen that film!
Wargames (1983)
We must construct additional pylons!
I was tanking and wiped three times on the sea giant in Siege of Boralus yesterday, at Mythic +3, before I remembered the giant statue in the middle of the area blocks the wave attack.

Top gamer.
How about "Go to hell, Shakira?"
Ender's Game -> Gamer -> the plot thickens.

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