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Officer got stuck with the laundry. ACAB
Itsatrap!
KKK initiation?
Sobriety test was to assassinate a local Klan; make some fitted sheets fold.
The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.