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nuke @sh.itjust.works

10mo ago

What are they pointing at? Wrong answers only.

https://www.defensenews.com/global/the-americas/2024/09/19/canada-kicks-off-submarine-tender-after-survey-of-global-vendors/

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They found Saddam Hussein!
- And his WMDs for a change
Dick, Dick, it looks like a huge…
- Johnson!
Justin is pointing away from the field of view. A common tactic of his to distract from his pledge to overhaul the electoral system beyond fptp.
The object they are pointing to, however, is a picture of Melania giving him the dough eyes.
- I think you mean Doe eyes, but after that many years with Trump, maybe they've mutated.
A projection of the latest Where's Waldo scene
Another russian ammo dump blowing up.
- He said wrong answers.
FOM THE WINDOWWWW TO THE WALL!
- 🎶Sweat drippin off their balls, if they had any and were not lizards 🎶 🎶
"Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his foot when he kicked the helmet in this scene?"
What's your favorite planet? Mines the sun.
Oh shidd waddup
They're not pointing, it's a picture of the first practice of their Saturday Night Fever routine.
The spider that was just there a second ago 💀
See? The vagina is lower than the penis. It's between the legs, while the penis is in front.
it says gullible on the ceiling
The floor.
A compilation video of all the times I did something stupid.
They are on the Odyssey bridge, pointing at the Ori warships passing through the Supergate!
"BRO, it's, like, RIGHT THERE"
Hey, Skynet's coming online! So much easier to enforce the Emergencies Act next time.
They're deflecting everybody's attention so the admiral can pee of the other side of the boat.
To where one can fuck off.
René Lévesque
The new dabbing.
OP's mother
The menu at McDonald's
Poutine
The next order number up at the Ottawa kebab shop.
Maybe there's a presentation slide up there detailing the concept of a plan?
They're calling their next home run.
Look Andrew, you fucked up.
A dude on a ladder swinging his nuts around, like really getting into it but he's kinda tucked back there so they didn't notice at first but then they're like, "Haha, look at that fucking guy!"

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