MRW tall people lift me off the ground as a joke without asking
MRW tall people lift me off the ground as a joke without asking
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Weird, just by chance I had no choice about half an hour ago to lift my teenage daughter off the ground and carry her elsewhere because she was barefoot and there was shattered porcelain everywhere because my wife accidentally dropped some bowls she was bringing in.
I don't think I've lifted anything that heavy in a long time. She's not fat or anything. She's maybe 120 lbs. But it was not fun for me. She loved it though.
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Yay, props to Pops for the save from a John McClane situation!
LMAO my back aches at the mere thought of lifting anything over 50 lbs. Omg, speaking of which, my 50th is just a few months away. Argh how did I get so old
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Back in the day, I've: "shown off" to the GF (at the time) by bench pressing her; helped a good friend avoid an STD by tossing her over my shoulder and walking out of a house party while she cackled for me to spank her (past the party crowd that included her older sister and new brother-in-law); held a partner up against the wall during Discovery Channel funtimes, etc.
I can say with utmost certainty: that look on her face means she's about to be picking pieces of his face out of her nails. 🫣
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But I love lifting short people off the ground! (I wouldn't mind being lifted off the ground but I don't know anyone tall enough.)
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Is this a regular occurrence for you? If so where can I go where tall people will do this to me?
Yep that seems about right
I love doing this to short people, but I do ask first lol
on behalf of shawties everywhere, thank you! 👍