FYI: Defibrillators don't start the heart, they stop it.
The heart doesn't stop in many heart attacks. Instead it just beats erratically and in a way that doesn't pump blood well. Shocking the heart to stop it (what a defib does) causes the nerve cells to "reboot" and start beating regularly again.
Shocking a victim who's heart has stopped is useless and automatic defibrillators won't go off until they've detected the arrhythmia.
Hearty restarty
I blame House MD for this common misconception
Yes, thank you, I'm glad you mentioned it here, it doesn't happen often enough. I mean, it's even in the name, right? Defibrillator gets rid of fibrillation - the erratic beating!
And hippos aren't buoyant.
Fun at parties?
Too late
maybe pocket baby
Beans = Farty Starties
Because they give you gas (pooty booty).
And if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).
Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.
I am literally reading this on my squatty potty (if you don't have one - BUY ONE)
The lol per pixel ratio of this meme was significantly above the mean
Pooper scooper -> Poopy Scoopy
I am completely on board with this and suggest we amend all the dictionaries immediately.
Perhaps my favorite meme ever
I call noodles, long ass rice.
Well it's that or the Action Comics method.
Alliteration for everyone!
I can only read this in Paul McCartney’s voice…
Tractor trailers = big rigs.
Real object names.
glowy hoppy
Thankfully chatgpt expanded on the list. Some hits some misses
Sure! Here are 30 more playful names for common items:
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Computer = Clicky Tricky
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Car = Zoomy Roomy
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Bed = Snoozy Woozy
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Shower = Splashy Dasher
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Toothbrush = Bristle Whistle
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Door = Swingy Thingy
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Clock = Tick Tock Block
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Shampoo = Bubbly Scrubbly
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Refrigerator = Chilly Filly
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Piano = Tinky Plinky
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Light Bulb = Glow Flow
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Blender = Whirly Swirly
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Airplane = Fly High Sky
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Shoes = Tappy Clappy
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Glasses = See Flea
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Towel = Wipey Swipey
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Mirror = Peepy Creepy
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Umbrella = Drizzly Fizzly
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Paintbrush = Drippy Zippy
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Backpack = Packy Wacky
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Elevator = Up N' Duper
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Magazine = Flip Drip
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Scissors = Snippy Clippy
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Chair = Sit Kit
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Lamp = Glimmer Dimmer
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Pen = Inky Pinky
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Television = Watchy Squatchy
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Coffee Maker = Brew Stew
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Pillow = Fluffy Puffy
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Toothpaste = Squeezy Pleasy
I hope you enjoy these whimsical renamings!
Ai barf
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Gun = Rootie Tootie Point and Shootie
Pointy Shootie
average Australian be like
I'd have called them chazzwazzers
Walkie-talkie was created by a Canadian engineer Donald Hings.
If they could read they’d be very upset.
can't believe they left out cruise missile: zoomy boomy
Speedo = Scrotie Totey
Brazilian Waxing = Shiny Giny
Erectile Dysfunction = Teenie Weenie
It's a travesty that they aren't called "Fuzzy Buzzies"
Huh, I thought defibrillators were for arrhythmias, but it's also for cardiac arrest.
You can thank the US Army for that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCR-300
Surely Stamps should be called Lickie-Stickie-Posties.
Prison Snitch = Snitchie Bitchies get the Stitchies
