I'm pretty sure I can take Kieth Richards in a fight.
Heโs like a cockroach, heโll survive nearly anything except for bodily harm. Iโm genuinely amazed that heโs still alive, good for him
Really lucked out on real raptors being nothing like the ones in Jurassic Park
Achillobator๐
You ever fight an extremely angry feral cat? I feel like even tiny raptors could easily hospitalize a regular person if you don't get lucky.
The microraptor weighed around a kg, so I'd swat it in my panicked flailing and feel like shit afterwards.
Ever had to fight a very angry chicken?
Deinocheirus - even though it's a herbivore, I'm still pretty fucked.
Fighting barney.. No! No!!
A real Dilophosaurus would annihilate me, that thing was apparently a very active hunter & as big as a tiger.
I would probably forfeit just to pet a Psittacosaurus.
DILFosaurus
I always liked the Mamenchisaurus. No way on Earth I could even come close to killing it. Also kinda unrelated but I heard that some Dinosaurs may have had feathers, how do yall feel about that?
some Dinosaurs may have had feathers,
Imagine this, but five meters long
sinosauropteryx. i could definitely win, but i would refuse to hurt them
Probably spinosaurus. I have no weapons and their weapon is their teeth, I'd be dead in less than five seconds.
My younger self loved the triceratops. Similar results, only that the triceratops was vegetarian, so I must really deserve it if it kills me.
A lot of large herbivores are more aggressive than carnivores, especially if they are a herd animal
Therizinosaurus moment
As long as the compsognathus isn't horse-sized, I'm good.
They were a bit bigger than in Jurassic Park, but just a bit, so 1vs1 them is easy.
Diplodocus. Can I just, ya know, run away?
Ankylosaurus was a herbivore so it wouldnโt eat me but it was also heavily armoured with a giant club of a tail so realistically it would either ignore my presence as I donโt pose much of a threat or itโd clobber me to death.
Tyrannosaurus? Iโm screwed. Theyโre the top predator, amazing eyesight (contrary to the movies), incredibly fast (I think they can run up to 30km/h), has the strongest bite force of any animal that has ever lived, I donโt even know why Iโm bothering to list all these traits since everyone knows a T-Rex could fuck you up no matter what.
T-Rex had vision based on movement in Jurassic Park because of frog DNA and yeah, just one bite and it's done.
Salazzle
Iguanodon, I'll definitely get killed by their sharp thumbs
Are we counting birds? That chicken is done for run them hands ๐ค
No, with a possible exceptioin of cassowary
What about Emus, Emus won a war
