What's your default pocket loadout?

I use Google tap to pay on my phone, my front door has a code, and I walo to work so I don't need a car key.

All I take with me is my phone and my work ID badge.

I swear there existed a Tumblr post back in 2012 or earlier about remembering something like EGG: wallet, phone, keys. I just can't find it anymore v.v

Front left: phone

front right: wallet + hand towel

keys are clipped to belt loop and also generally tucked into back right.

Wallet, Keys, Phone. That's all I need generally.

Im surprised by the number of people who keep their phones in their front left pockets.

Front right pocket: car fob; key ring with house keys, padlock keys, Yubikey, small folding knife

Front left pocket: wallet; flashlight

Right leg pocket 1: personal phone

Right leg pocket 2: pack of gum; loops

Left leg pocket 1: work phone

Left leg pocket 2: Thinket

Nice try, my local pickpocket.

I count to five before leaving the house. 1. Wallet, back right. 2. Cell phone, front right. 3. Keys, front left. 4. Watch, left wrist. 5. Sunglasses, usually tucked into my collar. Back left empty as well.

Phone right, keys left. Don't need a wallet cuz I just pay with my phone.

Phone in left front pocket, keys in right front pocket. Nothing else, that's all I need if I'm just stepping out. I have several hobbies though, and I have a separate backpack/bag for each one, loaded and ready to go.

I’m pretty much the same but I carry my RPG in my back left for quick access.

Your belt must be strong AF.
- Jeans are stronger than fur suits.

phone left, wireless earbuds right. If I need anything i else i stuff it in my earbuds pocket. No back pockets.

Right front pocket: Keys, lighter, smokes

Left front pocket: Phone

Right back pocket: Wallet

Left back pocket: doggie poo bags

In jacket weather: left inside breast pocket of jacket has gloves.

Jacket right: tissues, other Jacket left: phone, collapsible mouse, ID, public transport card, chewing gum

these can also be in my respective pants pockets if i dont have a jacket

Front Left: Phone

Front Right: Keys, fob with Yubikey, AirPods, pocket knife

Back Right: Wallet

front right is phone. front left is anything else.

How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket

Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway

Yeah it's uncomfortable as hell to sit with anything in back pockets. I've actually utilized this at work. My customers often have me sign out contractor keys that I must return before leaving. Keeping them in a back pocket prevents me from driving away with them. I'll know as soon as I sit down if I didn't return them
My folding boxcutter has a belt clip and I hang my Gerber Dime on a suspension clip. Both live at the top of my rear pockets. I never sit on them.

Nice try, pickpocket

Apparently, pickpockets sometimes put up signs earning of pickpockets, because it causes people to check their pockets for valuable items, showing which pockets they are in

OG Dessert Eagle, MP5 modded Iron sight, Karambit, 1 frag, 2 multi flash bang.

Found the counter strike player
- I wasn't sure at first. Might have been real life.
Can I interest you with some witness protection instead?

Front left phone
Front right: keys
Left rear: wallet
Right rear: lube

Surely rear middle should be lube.
Now this is a list I can get behind
- Don’t get too excited; he’s left-handed.
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Im not wild about stuff in my pockets so I switched to a bandolier. Also nice to not have to swap things over as you swap pants.

I too prefer to not having anything in my pants pockets. Can't wait until it get cool enough to wear a light jacket so I can utilize it's pockets
- yeah I do switch to my winter jacket pocket in the winter. You never forget you keys or wallet someplace when its in your jacket and its cold outside.
Me too. I've got several "purses". Can't stand much in my pockets.
- You mean your European Carry-all?
- the bandolier itself does not even have its own pockets. it has a metal ring and I have a zip up wallet on a carbiner. I basically have a bunch of stuff on carbiners.

These are all in cargo pants but default is phone front left; small wallet (leather card holder with a zip pocket with a tile in it) front right; keys back zip pocket, but recently I was in another country and did water bottle front top left; phone, large wallet due to cash & book front top left; travelcard and hotel key back zip pocket, passport & 120Ah portable charger front bottom right, coins front bottom right which surprisingly felt just fine so maybe I'm ready to become a suburban dad

Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i'm wearing, i don't have that many pockets so i don't fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don't remember which one, but basically can't put coins in that. Um. Yeah

Uh, username doesn't check out?? I suppose you could have thawed long ago and had time to adjust to modern life and aquire many pants

Jk I love how you can write like you've been put on the spot and need to answer quickly
- Man i've have dozens of usernames spanning 15 years but i ALWAYS get comments about my username being funny lmao
  
  Yeah, the key is to add "umm" and "uhh" here and there. Makes it conversational

Left pocket: Mask Grocery bag Earplugs Lip balm Stickers Keys

Right: Phone

Front Left: wallet and keys
Front Right: phone
Back Right: slim battery pack with integrated usbc and lightning cables
Back Left and miscellaneous other pockets: empty

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Other than that: If at work: cargo pants so top 2 pants have nothing normally, back left or right keys, bottom 2 left have phone and right has my wallet (actually a pouch so one pocket actual wallet middle pocket small olight, nail clippers, comb, hand sanitizer wipe, chapstick sometimes a Gerber eab. Other outer pockets on wallet hold zebera M301 and P701, with a highlighter.)

If not at work nextool mini sailor scissors and keys on left with wallet on right. Sometimes I carry a sak tinker instead of the mini sailor or Gerber.

Front right is keys and wallet. Front left is phone and a Leatherman.

Nothing in the back because of issues putting things there.

!edc@sopuli.xyz

Autumn, winter and spring:

Inner pocket, jacket: wallet, and sometimes phone.

Front right pants pocket, phone.

Front left pants pocket, keys and workphone.

Summer:

Top front right pants pocket, phone and wallet.

Top front left pants pocket, keys.

Right knee pants pocket, TWS earbuds, car keys.

Left knee pants pocket, work phone

Front right: Wallet, pen, and folding knife
Front right coin pocket: Tiny Swiss Army knife - mostly for the scissors
Front left: Phone
Back right: Whatever to do list I have for the day, car keys on carbineer tucked in
Back left: nada
Cargo pockets or others: whatever my kids have handed me to hold onto for them. Today: 13¢, two painted rocks, and a Lego minifig

You should itemize what they have you hold and track the data over their childhood so you can show them what they were into

Front right is wallet and keys front right mini pocket is pixel buds, milwaukee fastback, and file cabinet key. Front left is just my phone. Back right is work badge. Back left is typically where I collect receipts without realizing it. I also have a pen pocket by my right knee which always has a pen

Front left: phone, wallet, headphones (if it's cold and I'm wearing a jacket headphones go in the left pocket of that) Front right: keys Back: nothing

Front right: phone, pen, gerber multitool -Front left: wallet w/ yubikey, pillbox, one or two jolly ranchers. (switch jolly ranchers for cough drops occasionally )
Back right: empty. (usually saved for notes or receipts )
Back left: glasses cloth.

Front left: phone, small bills, crow-calling whistle
Front right: keys, multitool, tin of peanuts
Back right: wallet
Back left: spare change, spare mask, small magnet

Crow calling whistles are a thing? That's awesome

Jeez everyone carries a lot of shit in their pockets.

I carry my bank card in a side pocket down by my right knee and occasionally keys in the front left pocket.

Front right: phone. Maybe keys if what I'm wearing doesn't have damn belt loops.

Front left: wallet and earbud case. Maybe a pair of sunglasses if I forget that I can can just tuck em into my shirt collar since I'm a dumbass.

Back pockets: nothin' because I'm not my dad nor a pyschopath.

Bonus: If I'm wearing pajamas with no pockets then I guess it's all going in my elastic band / undies.

Just phones and keys. You guys bring wallets everywhere?

Phones

How many?
- I misspelled, phone, just one Althought sometimes I have my work phone with me, but rarely
- I'm assuming work and personal?
  
  I've done the same for years, but am thinking of making use of the second SIM slot in my personal phone and using profiles to separate everything. Many phones can also use an eSIM, so that's also an option for multiple numbers.
Car-centric infrastructure, baybee! Better have those credentials or you might get shot or imprisoned! Or both!
- I got credentials, just on my phone

Front left keys, front right phone. No wallet, I pretty much exclusively use Apple Pay on my watch.

Front right - small wallet, minimal key set. Front left - phone.

My wallet only holds 4 cards (id, driver's licence, health insurance, debit card), sometimes cash (notes, no coins). I just take a couple of keys, for home and office, plus a Darth Vader Lego keychain.

I vape, and I usually just hold that...

If it's jacket (or hoodie) weather, I keep my vape and keys in a jacket pocket.

When I go to the office, I have my backpack, and I transfer everything in there, except the wallet and phone.

Front left: lighter(s), earbuds, car key(only if at work, I lock my house keys in the car as I have a habit of leaving my coat in the lunch room)
Front right: sometimes phone, if at work nothing as I put my phone in my jacket breast zip as I'm a stone mason and I really don't want to smash my phone...
Back pockets: nothing, sometimes my travel mug if I'm not wearing my work jacket.
Work trousers cargo pocket: tobacco/vape

Why not combine your car keys with your house keys so you can't drive off without them?
- I do, when I'm not at work. The car key has one of those little clips on, so when I'm at work the car key either goes in my left pocket if I'm not going to need my work keys, or gets clipped on my work keys. When I'm out on a weekend the car key gets clipped on the house keys

Front right - phone Front left -keys, hanky, lip balm Wallet goes back right

side left: flashlight, keys
front left: phone
front right: knife
side right: pepper spray, coins
back left: wallet

I wear cargo pants or shorts.

RR - Gerber Dime on a suspension clip.

RL - Stanley folding box cutter which has it's own belt clip.

FR - Car key on a suspension clip and in the bottom of the pocket 3 keys, a mini Sharpie and nail clipper on a keyring.

FL - Pixel 6a with GrapheneOS in a generic case.

Right cargo - Generic bifold leather wallet and coin holder.

Left cargo - Unscented soap in a small hand sanitizer bottle and unscented sanitizing wipes.

Suspension clip - https://www.amazon.ca/Hibye-Stainless-Keychain-Multi-Purpose-Suspension/dp/B08YJ8HD33/ref=mp_s_a_1_4

Coin Holder - https://www.amazon.ca/Merangue-Quick-Silver-Dispenser-CH1129BL/dp/B09QKQY4SV/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_pp

Edit: formatting and early morning spelling before being fully awake.

Front right wallet
Front left phone
Keys on a carabiner hang from my rear right belt loop

Front right: Wallet. Always there, even when I sleep.

Edit for front right, I also keep minimal keys there.

Front left: Phone.

Rear right: Multitool.

Rear left: Smokes and lighter.

Phone in front right, wallet and keys in front left. When I'm not at work, that's basically it.

I wear a small satchel at work; I keep a water bottle, clipboard, and notepad in the main storage compartment. My satchel has a few side pockets as well; one holds my pens and markers, the second holds a box cutter and a pair of gloves, and the last one holds a small first-aid kit.

Front right, keys and lighter. Front left, cigs. Rear right, wallet. If I must carry my phone with me it'll be probably in the front left pocket alongside the cigs.

Honestly, I went to a small sling backpack to get everything out of my pockets. It gets uncomfortable, but I didn't realize it because I was putting everything in my pockets for so long. Sitting with one side higher because of my wallet in my back pocket, and a big bulky phone shoved against my thigh, etc. Now I have a belt case for my phone and everything else in my bag, and jeans have never been more comfortable.

There are ten things I cycle through depending on different circumstances. Is it sunny? I'll bring a notebook. Is it rainy? I could sog it, unless I'm indoors. Am I going to get into a building? Better bring my keys, or not if not. There are tons of circumstances. The only constants are money, which I keep in the pants/skirt/jacket/shirt pocket of my dominant hand when possible, and my glasses, which I am either wearing or have in my opposite pocket when possible, the former currently safe from pickpocketers in my breast pocket of what I'm wearing underneath my sweater (unless a pickpocketer wants to go that route).