Anon finds a flashdrive
Anon finds a flashdrive
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Why did the folder have a file extension
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It's an ancient meme rooted in green text brevity, intentionally misused to form another ancient meme, leading through yet another to a fourth.
Appending .exe to whatever states that the contextually implied action was performed. For example:
payday
groceries.exe
steak on sale
dinner.exe
It's being used here to obfuscate a folder, as file format was used to obfuscate distribution of the LOIC in the picture of the "It's dangerous to go alone..." meme.
But, the cake is a lie. It was Morgan Freeman, all along.
I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and it makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a grey place dares to dream. It was as if some beautiful bird had flapped into our drab little cage and made these walls dissolve away.
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maybe someone once performed a command like "for all files in this folder without an extension, append .exe to them" and didn't exclude subdirectories from that
no nothing similar has ever happened to me, nuh-uh, why would you ever suspect that
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Well there's always self-executing archives
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Why not?
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Because that would be a folder extension in case of a folder.
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Because there's nothing to prevent it.
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Does Morgan Freeman run on Wine?
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Worked for me on glorious egg roll latest.
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I run Morgan Freeman in VirtualBox just to be on the safe side.
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I have many a time been tempted to buy a bunch of cheap flashdrives, fill them with weird shit and just leave them in places.
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Be the change you want to see in the world.
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Researching the Zodiac killer and the Mansons has left me wanting to start a new countercultural movement. Just, you know, with less killing. ... At least a little bit less killing.
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It's all fun and games until a black van starts following you
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Perfect way to get a nasty virus.
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And their identity everywhere compromised.
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Fourty days later, Anon finds that his entire computer file system has been replaced with pics of Morgan Freeman
Why aren't there viruses like this? Everyone wants to hurt your computer. Do something dumb like that.
Or a screamer virus. That could bring the world to its knees.
My idea was a worm that just torrents random shit and dumps it on your desktop like a cat bringing you a dead bat with "I broughted you a pwesent w" energy.
There used to be a shitton of silly viruses back in the day.
I wrote a "virus" in college, which basically:
Oh, and it started on startup, so rebooting wouldn't fix it. :)
I think that's because most viruses aren't made for fun but for a specific reason (i.e to steal money from someone's computer).
May i point you to a thing i've once made:
https://github.com/MHanak1/pierogi-rust
How about one that jumpscares you. Or replaces windows with Linux